Fuckers obsessed

What's with our fascination with fair skin? It's sickening. Take me to the nearest sink. Right now. When my mom returns from any wedding, in response to my question about the couple, she tells me, "The girl is unbelievably fair," with such an expression as you would be led to believe that the bride performed some sort of an unperformable stunt like eating her right thumb only to go into the loo and come out with her thumb in place, and my mom is effusive in her admiration for her feat. I can understand her being like that for reasons best-known to me. Of course, I am not excusing her. Most certainly not. But what about those people my age I meet everyday who are just as besotted with white skin? I can't explain it except by saying, "Give them a white pig and they will wholeheartedly fuck it till their breath runs out." After all we are a bunch of pigfuckers, aren't we? Here's raising a toast to our own sick selves.